wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
when you’re eavesdropping on a conversation and you accidentally laugh
how dare you call me stupid. i know tons of useless information
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
i’m no gynecologist but i know a cunt when i see one
*blinks rapidly and uses my eyelashes as propellers to fly the fuck away from you*
